The day Dennis Leary called me a pussy

Watching some stupid television show
on Netflix
Making a sandwich

Dennis Leary looked
right at me
and called me a pussy
"You're a pussy aren't you"

I was shocked
Stood there
and just stared at him
Like an asshole
Holding a sandwich

"I know you're a pussy"

He had called me a pussy twice now

That stupid fucking show
had created a premise so that
Dennis Leary could call Bryan Diehl
a pussy two times

I thought about that goddamned show
for the rest of the day